Hairspray

Plays in the Park's 2011 production of

( FULL CAST PICTURE goes here if I get it.)

Title photo by Dr. Philips
Production photos by Richard Kowalski and Gary Cohen

Act I

"Good Morning, Baltimore"

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The Nicest Kids in Town

"Ultra Cluctch is happy to bring these fine youngsters to National ......Attention."

"These kids love watching that Corny Collins"-- "Oh, that awful colored music" -- "Nonsense, it's not colored, the TV is black and white".

"Oh, Wilber!"

"Stop, Don't, No, Please!"

"I can hear the bells." -- "I don't hear anything."

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"

"When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs"

"Three more days of detention"	"I'm sending you to Special Ed."
"This program is already in progress!"

"Craaaaaaaaaaabs!!!!"

"That chubby Commuunist girl kissing on the mouth...!

"I'm getting one of my sick headaches."

"Mr. Pinky wants me to be his .......

"Welcome to the '60's"

"Free jelly donuts while they last.....	.....Eat up girls, I've got ten tons of taffita inside."
"Oh, my shining star!"	"This can't be your agent, it has to be your gorgeous big sister."

"..............................................................................Excuse Me?

"I consider her prime real estate."

"Big Blond and Beautiful, that's the way."

End of Act I.